TDR AllStars 2: More dropouts than an Oregon highscool

jehovahhthickness:

Bruh.

fieldbears:

tattoo this on my flesh

pearlitariat:

ctgriffiths97:

pearlitariat:

*het voice*  it’s just more realistic when gay people don’t talk about being gay ever, you know? you see when i meet gay people they never talk about their relationships around me and

I’m fine if you want to talk about your homosexual relationships, it’s when you say things like, “did I mention I’m gay today?” that really grinds my Klinks.

*het voice* that really grinds my Klinks

snorlaxatives:

carlyclaw:

snorlaxatives:

it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass… 

But did you recognize it?

i……….. did…………

grandtheftchocobo:

momfricker:

berserkpack:

pizzaback:

truedeviance:

My Dangerous Place by Mike-the-cat

i am absolutely losing my shit right now is this for real

Outer Heaven

loneozner:

me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast

every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY ACCOMODATE me, The Most Important Person In The World,